Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
IT GOT BETTER
A pocket Cicero to stab people that get to close to you in school or at work.
This one goes out to that crumb from the Denny’s meal you recently enjoyed. The one that clung to your shoelace. You first noticed it as you were getting back into your car. You violently shook your foot, but that little guy didn’t budge. No way! He stared back at you and proudly shouted, “No,…
When designing a website for a client, the client initially expressed that he wanted to use Burgundy.
Client: This isn’t right. You know the color blood red?
Me: Yeah, I think I know what you’re talking about.
Client: Yeah, I love blood red. I want the logo to look like that. Do you know…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 7 YEARS AGO
Scared, very fucking scared.